Diwali Funny Quotes Ideas That You Can Share With Your Friends.

by Swati Singh

Diwali or Deepavali celebrates lights. The Hindus, Buddhists, Jain and Sikh communities worldwide celebrate this festival between October and November. Exchange of sweets, gifts, and sending greetings and Diwali Funny Quotes are the ways to express Diwali wishes to your friends, loved ones, relatives, and family members. Here, we have listed the best Funny quotes on Diwali festival 2021 for all ages of people.

Diwali Funny Quotes

This Diwali, Don’t gift Soan Papdi if you are expecting Rasmalai. Because karma returns. Happy Diwali

This Diwali, may Maa Laxmi bless you so much of wealth that you get confused should I open an account or bank? Happy Diwali!

Let the 2021 Diwali be the green and clean Diwali. Avoid overeating to avert sounds.

Happy Diwali! On Diwali fire crackers not fart.

Oh goddess Laxmi, shower your blessing on the poor fellow reading this message. Happy Diwali!

Happy Diwali to you! A small but serious advice to you. Don’t eat sweets, your body can’t take it anymore!

Diwali Motivational Quotes

Let this festival of lights vanish away from the darkness and brighten our lives with prosperity, happiness, and good health. I wish a prosperous Deepavali to you and your family.

As you clean your home or business and light Diwali Diyaas, Goddess Lakshmi will evade darkness and brings prosperity. Welcome her with Rangoli, flowers, and crackers. Happy Diwali

May Goddess Lakshmi bless you with wealth and prosperity this year Deepavali. Let us light Diyas and welcome her home with prayers and devotion. Happy Diwali

As your burst firecrackers, let the new light enter your home and your life. Let the darkness or bad omen be evaded forever on this Diwali festival. Happy Deepavali Greetings

May Goddess Lakshmi bless you with fertility and good health on this festival of lights occasion. Appease her with flowers, Rangoli, oil-lit lamps, sweets, and prayers. You will bore a baby before the next Deepawali comes. I wish you a prosperous Diwali 2021.

Happy Diwali! May this Diwali be the best for you and your family. And I mean it!

Sparkle like phooljadi, blow like rocket, cheer like chakri and be like the light of diyas. Happy Diwali!

2020 Diwali was a different experience, we cannot forget it. If you want to send some emotional Diwali quotes to friends and relatives who are coming out from that emotional trauma, take the help of our collection. Though it is Funny Diwali Quotes, we have added to it other emotions as well.

Emotional Diwali Quotes

May Goddess Lakshmi bless you with abundant crops on this Diwali festival. Like last year, you had a great loss. Let us pray to her and sow the seeds. Diwali greeting and wishes to you and your family members.

Let us pray to Goddess Laxmi and appease her with diyas, sweets, flowers, and bursting crackers on this festival of lights. She will bless you with good fortune this year as bad fortune hit last year. Diwali wishes 2021.

May lord Karthikeya give you some wisdom this year as you have lacked it for many years. Happy Diwali

Pray to Mahaveer with devotion on this Diwali occasion. Let god bless you with peace, happiness, and prosperity to you and your family members, as it was denied in the past. Happy Diwali to you.

May Goddess Laxmi bless you with your faith, hope, and love come in reality. Since you have been denied such things in the past. Let us celebrate his festival of lights with great hope, good faith, and divine love. Diwali wishes

You are not just a friend but a like a family member. Your every smile counts. So, Happy Diwali and be cheerful always!

With loads of love, a warm wish to you for the Diwali! May you blow like rocket and sparkle high!

Diwali Messages In Hindi

आइए हम दीये और पटाखे मनाएं। इस साल दिवाली बुराई पर अच्छाई लाए, सांप्रदायिक सद्भाव के साथ रहें। शुभ दीपावली।

आइए हम दीपावली 2021 के इस त्योहार पर देवी लश्मी को प्रसन्न करने के लिए सोहराई और दिवाली मनाएं। हमारी गोमाता पर्याप्त दूध दें और इस त्योहार के अवसर पर अच्छी फसल लें। आपको सोहराई एवं दीपावली की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं।

कार्तिक मास में अमावस्या के एक दिन पहले दीपोत्सव की शुरुआत निश्चित है। आइए लक्ष्मी को प्रसन्न करें तेल के दीये जलाकर और पटाखे फोड़कर अपने घरों में उसका स्वागत करें। हम सभी को समृद्धि का आशीर्वाद प्राप्त होगा यह दीपावली त्योहार अवसर 2021।

Tume phooljhadi ki tarah chamko, chakri ki tarah nacho, rocket ki tarah gaao aur atishbaji ki tarah aakash ki bulandiyon ko choo loo. Diwali ki dheero shubhkamno ke sath, tumhara dost.

Kya karon ki la nahin sakta tumhare liye tohphe aur mithaiyon ke daabe, isliye bhej rahoon ye pyaar bharaa dil se likhe message. Happy Diwali!

Choti Diwali Wishes

Let the color of Rangoli and Diwali Diyas be present in your home for all seasons. I hope this year’s Choti Diwali season will bring new light and wisdom to you.

Choti Diwali wishes. Let the Almighty shower blessings to you with joy and happiness.

Let this Naraka Chaturdasi keep away from all bad demos reaching your house. Happy Choti Diwali.

Let this Choti Diwali occasion demolish the bad omen in us and bring new light to your home. Choti Diwali wishes

Let us rejoice from Choti Diwali and make this 5-days festival brighter with lights and crackers. Happy Choti Deepawali

Happy chooti Diwali. May each day of this year be as prosperous and blissful as the sparkles of Diwali. Happy Diwali!

Choti tu hai lekin khooshiyan bade lekar aati hai. Happy Chooti Diwali!

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Diwali Wishes Quotes in Hindi

आइए हम इस साल रोशनी के त्योहार पर बुराई पर अच्छाई का जश्न मनाएं। देवी लक्ष्मी हमें अंधकार से दूर रखेंगी और आपके जीवन में प्रकाश लाएंगी। दीपावली की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं

स्वान्ती त्योहार आपके पालतू जानवरों, गायों, भाईचारे को एक साथ लाता है जिससे देवी लक्ष्मी का आशीर्वाद प्राप्त होता है। खुश कार्तिक मास के पहले दिन उन्हें साफ करके, फूलों से सजाएं और पूजा करें। दीपावली की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएँ

आइए हम इस साल रोशनी के त्योहार पर बुराई पर अच्छाई का जश्न मनाएं। देवी लक्ष्मी हमें अंधकार से दूर रखेंगी और लाएंगी आपके जीवन में प्रकाश। दीपावली की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं

दीवाली के मौसम की सर्वोच्च रोशनी और रंग हमारे समुदाय को एक उज्ज्वल और समृद्ध भविष्य से भर दें। दीपावली शुभकामनाएं

Jungle ka raja sheer, phalo ka raja aam, phoolon ka raja gulab, tyoharo ke raja Diwali ki oor se hamare pyare se dosh ko Diwali ki bahut-bahut subhkamnayein!

Unhin muskurate rahein, haste rahain aur hasate rahein. Khooshiyon se bhari rahe aapki jindagi, hum tu bas yahi manate rahein.

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